We see you out there. Red-eyed and tired. Stumbling around all pajama-ed and stressed. Uncertain of your academic fate that’s unraveling over the next two weeks as you wrap up classes and projects and prepare for finals.
Now you could put off the work and wrap up in a flurry of mediocre last-minute haste. Or you could just give up and let the universe do what it will. Or you could take charge of your finals destiny like a … like a … three-headed dragon that shoots freaking lasers from two of your mouths and, apparently, one of your left eyes … for some reason.
DESTROY ALL FINALS!
To help you along the path of complete and utter finals decimation, the library will be opening a little early and staying open late for the next two weeks. Here’s the schedule:
Mon. April 16: 7:30 a.m.–2 a.m.
Tue. April 17: 7:30 a.m.–2 a.m.
Wed. April 18: 7:30 a.m.–2 a.m.
Thu. April 19: 7:30 a.m.–2 a.m.
Fri. April 20: 7:30 a.m.–8 p.m.
Sat. April 21: 10 a.m.–6 p.m.
Sun. April 22: 12 Noon–2 a.m.
Mon. April 23: 7:30 a.m.–2 a.m.
Tue. April 24: 7:30 a.m.–2 a.m.
Wed. April 25: 7:30 a.m.–2 a.m.
Thu. April 26: 7:30 a.m.–2 a.m.
Fri. April 27: 7:30 a.m.–5 p.m.
Shut up, finals!